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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Walmart workers are sharing photos of price hikes of 38% or more — and some prices are up at Target too - Business Insider

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Is It Finally a Buyer’s Market in Housing? - A Wealth of Common Sense

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Market's Slide Broadens in Afternoon Trading - Barron's

share office space ...

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Im not transphobic/homophobic but, am I in the wrong for being uncomfortable when a trans person comes into the lockeroom? I just dont want them to stare at me while Im changing.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Scottie Scheffler's Wife Meredith Scheffler Gets Strong Message From PGA Tour Golfer - Athlon Sports

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Watch 'superorganism' created by tiny worms — the first time it's ever been spotted in the wild - Live Science

Then came..

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

South Africa Is Rising Up Out of The Ocean, Scientists Reveal - ScienceAlert

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Still no good

Tom Aspinall wishes Jon Jones well in retirement, declares himself ‘undisputed’ UFC champion - MMA Fighting

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to