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12.06.2025 01:54

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
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share office space ...
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
South Africa Is Rising Up Out of The Ocean, Scientists Reveal - ScienceAlert
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Still no good
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to